English Satan Teachers.

So I've come to one conclusion.
Mrs. Hener, Henir,
HOWEVER YOU SPELL HER NAME!!
Well, She is Satan.
Honestly, She failed me because she was jealous that I could get a relationship.
She is a sad old woman who sit's at home an grades papers, and has no life. She most likely crys on the papers, and her tears are black, and that's why everyone's papers are all covered in black. To be honest, She is just sad. I feel bad for her for the seer fact that she most likely takes her wasted life out on her students. She see's we have lives so she assigns obscene things that are supposed to take up our lives so we don't have any. And this is why EVERYONE fails her class because, no one will give up their life to her and her stupid life taking assignments.
Excuse me, I have a life and I will not sit at home
And go over and over my stupid paper a million times to make sure
I do not use conjunctions, or that my comma's and such are in the right spot.
Legit,
I have a life I'm sorry all you have is your cats...Which I'm sure you don't even have because you wouldn't have the heart, and or the time to do so, because your too busy ruining children's lives by telling them they are horrid writers.

This is my F-U,

=) Even If I can't Write your stupid ass formal crap.

I can always be a f-ing Columnist, Or Something like Dear Abby,
Because People will edit my shit, and if not they can suck it because it will
be mine.

=).

So F-U.

Stupid Satan English Teacher.

=). I'll write what I want, How I want.

Oh And On a Final Note:

Suck My Dick.

I'M NOT YOUR F-ING BABY.

You Creepy Old Woman.
Plus you wear the same shirt everyday, but just in a different color.

Love, Brooklynn.